There's nothing like making a fool of yourself in front of 500 people

On Wednesday I had to attend a mandatory staff meeting with the other 500 employees of my company. One of the speakers was trying to make a comparison between a company related distinction and the difference between vegetarians and vegans. He actually stated that he used to think vegetarians didn't eat meat but then he found out it was just vegans that don't eat meat. "Vegetarians eat poultry and fish". Um no, sorry buddy. Try again. The whole audience was just shaking their heads.